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high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.

"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"

by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024


Human Waterfall

The act of urinating and drinking a beer simultaneously.

Chad was so keen to get bent just as fast as humanly possible, he wouldn't even put down the beer to take a leak. Fellow party guests watched in awe as he demonstrated more than a dozen Human Waterfalls before finishing his case of beer.

by spacehead74 September 15, 2020


Sub-human

Anyone who is a member of the LGBT community.

That sub-human piece of garbage ruined the day with its whining.

by Crusader_001 February 19, 2024

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Meta-Human

A particular type of person who believes and lives by humanity and is not ready or incapable of moving on to new worlds future of a Meta-Verse and newer technologies..

Meta-Human (adj) Farmer Joe is a Meta-Human. We are Just beginning to work our way out of the MetaHuman world.

by GuysWord December 4, 2021


Human shotipede

When you're waiting for your uber or lyft with three or more friends and you want to take shots, but you can't leave your post. One friend buys three shots takes them all, then carries them in his mouth to the next friend, where he delivers two shots to him, then he turns and gives the last shot to the last person all via mouth.

Dude the ride will be here in less than 5 minutes, here's $20 for 3 shots let's do a human shotipede.

by Sickjames March 5, 2017


Human bop it

When you bop it twist it pull it and they cry it is a penis

Hey bro wanna play human bop it

by Clifford the big red asshole January 7, 2022


Human Decanting

When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses

Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server!

by shamdog6 July 21, 2021