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Luke is another name for a lady boy; a man without a penis, who has a large set vagina, or some would say is just a straight bitch or bitchmade. This is the type of man that chooses to be a deadbeat father, doesn’t help his partner with anything!
He will exhibit the following qualities: refusal to take care of his child, will not pay any bills, has never in the past 11 years done anything for his partners or anyone including his families birthday, her will for sure cheat on you, is a delusional psychopath, gaslights the fuck out of all women, will act like his parents success some how makes him special, will not have held a job for 40 years, relives his high school days because sadly that’s when he peaked, most like a junkie with hemorrhoids the size of Jupiter.
I would say Luke is the type of person that hates himself so much to the point where he has to ruin other peoples live to make himself feel anything!
Luke is a bitch!
If you happen to find a Luke you must a sex with him. If you don’t it’ll be an enfatic opportunity you missed . Luke’s generally are sporty and competitive also sexy, big eyes and amazing hair. Luke happens to be an expert at fighting, savage comebacks, being funny school and just life in general. They excel in sprit races and are super footballers. Around 16-40 a luke will get an amazing model girl ,a mansion , a Lamborghini and more with his good luck and looks.
Girl 1 :Who was that model boy who was funny , amazing at sports ,sexy , big eyes and nice hair?
Girl 2 : Oh it was probably a Luke .
The most charming guy you can ever meet. He is smart, intelligent, sweet even if he doesn’t show it. You have to get to know him to see his soft side, because he wants to seem strong and invincible. He is stubborn and shy and because of this, he often appears as insensitive or even a j*rk. However he can be you best friend and it’s very likely you fall in love with them. If you get to know a Luke, enjoy it and never let them go (even if I had to).
P.1: Hey! Do you know Luke?
P.2: Of course I do! He used to be the persone I cared about the most
He is a Dyck who loves girls. He loves coffee and his motto is, "5000 girls on the wall, 5000 girls, knock one down and spin around 4999 girls on my wall." That man has so many girlfriends!
Liam: {Hey, isn't that your girlfriend?}
Keenyn: {Nope, Luke stole her!}
Handsome, kind, and pretty much irresistible, even when he pisses you off, you can't help but love him. Luke is very smart and talented, which is probably the reason why his ego is so big. If you were that smart, your head wouldn't fit through the doorway. Just sayin'. He is so attractive that people stop their cars, roll down their windows, and take pictures of him for their locked note documents. Even if he always makes fun of you, he will still be the nicest dude you have ever met. His legs are so hairy it makes your mother-in law's moustache look like peach fuzz. Legend says that his leg hair is the source of his strength. If you have a Luke in your life, never ever let him go.