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When your penis becomes erect while shopping at Aldi
Hey Scott, why are you hiding behind the shopping trolley? Have you got a special buys stiffy ?
(n) Getting stung on the genitalia by a moon jelly in the Chesapeake Bay, particularly during the part of the year when the water temperature is both ideal for swimming and millions of jellyfish everywhere. Can be either accidental or intentional (as a kink).
Are you sure you want to go skinny dipping right now? Look at all those jellyfish!
Yeah... I like a bit of pain and I'm trying to get a Chesapeake Bay Special.
I went over to Allison's for a business man special.
Insert your freshly shaven balls deep inside her
Cornelius was very sneaky when he gave Berta the Easter egg special
When a female performes oral sex while using the toilet
She gave me the toilet bowl special last night at the party!
When a heavily intoxicated person shits and pisses themselves at the same time.
We were hanging out with John until he had the Jimmy Neutron Special.
When you are driving a vehicle, and the passenger pays you with a fucking blowjob.
Liz is such a whore, I heard she gave Phoenix the passenger seat special that one day.