Twizzler Syndrome

When a guy's cock is semi-hard but won't stay up, like a twizzler. A twizzler is hard and biting into it, they are very chewy; however, they won't stay straight up when held out, they slowly fall over.

Girl 1: Did you and Jared finally hook up?
Girl 2: Yeah but he could only get a semi. He had twizzler syndrome.

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Jackie Syndrome

"a compulsive obsession w/ running, only occuring in the most rare of beautiful and talented women"

dedicated MPS XC runners

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admin syndrome

Typically associated with IRC staff, this condition is indicated by excessive idling, selective hearing, and is sometimes accompanied by overuse of the term "heh".

I think driz has admin syndrome. When I asked him what time it was, he said
"heh".

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Bus Syndrome

Bus syndrome is a condition where you can only get on a number one bus. You cannot laugh or smile and can have no emotion in your voice. You stare blankely at everyone and feel pain anytime someone touches you. If someone clicks in front of your face it could be fatal!

"Oh look, that poor girl has bus syndrome!"

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Jadran syndrom

a syndrom when a man (that specifically trains there) thinks he's superior to others and has the right to play with women like toys
CEO of 🥺
unfortunately, the ball is not the only thing they play with! girls beware!

“He told me I am the only girl he talks to”

“He cheated” “Dude what did you expect, he trains waterpolo in Jadran..Jadran syndrom...”

🎶Baloncici baloncici uaua🎶

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Crackberry Syndrome

When one of your friends get a new Crackberry and secludes themselves from reality

Marcus: Why is Mike secluding himself?
Pat: Crackberry Syndrome

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Thanksgiving Syndrome

The result of binge-eating holiday food, much like what many people do on Thanksgiving Dinner.

Characterized by a horrible sick and overstuffed feeling, sometimes followed by the urge to throw up as you lay sprawled out on the couch desperately trying to feel better.

Yeah, you know you shouldn't have eaten that last piece of pie, but damn... it was soo good!

"Arrghhhuhhhhhgrrrggg I'm dyinggggg..."

"Dude, what's wrong?"

"Uhhhhhhhrrggg... I ate to much _insert holiday here_ food and now my stomach's killing me..."

"Yikes, looks like you've got Thanksgiving Syndrome bad."

"Ughhh... I'm NEVER going to eat again..."

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