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The female version of spank bank. When a woman recalls an explicit memory in order to achieve an orgasm while masturbating.
Mary was able to cum as soon as she went into her finger vault and replayed the hot sex she had with a stranger the previous night.
Leslie couldn't cum so she went to the finger vault for inspiration.
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1. When everything you touch turns to shit.
2. Fucking up at work due to an illness.
"I tried to install that new shelf I bought, but my case of shit fingers caused me to put the hammer through the wall instead."
"I was so out of it from a head cold, I shutdown the SAN."
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This is the smell that remains on ones finger upon removal from a chicks ass.
I went to pick my nose and noticed I still had stinky finger from administering the shocker on Dianne. I puked.
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when you're fingering a girl and them fingers be dancing in her clit like Richard Bona dances.
Angie wanted more excitment in our relationship, so I gave her the jazz fingers.
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A cock so small that it's size is comparable to the size of a finger. (so if you have one, you're better off fingering her, atleast you can double up.)
Or it can be used as an insult.
You mother fucking cock finger, back the fuck up!
Your cock finger cannot stand up to my large member!
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A girl with an extremely large vagina, capable of accomadating all 4 fingers of the hand.
Bob found out steph was a perfect 4 finger.
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Callous on the inside part of the top joint of the thumb, due to excessive flicking of your Bic. Slang common amongst suspicious psychiatrists.
Dude, my shrink accused me of having crack finger, even though he knows I'm a chain smoker.
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