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The two things in this world that guarantee eternal happiness.
My life was shitty. Now, it's perfect. I'm rich and loving life all because of penis and pot!
Plant pots are majestic creatures that speak fluent plant pot Which consists of ‘howdy’ ‘ima plant pot’ plant. Pots are also a great hiding spots
Lucy: howdy mr plant pot
Me: howdy
Lucy: how are u today mr plant pot
Me: ima plant pot
When you are filled with anxiety (or strong emotion), but you cannot outwardly display it, so you keep a level composure to control what you are feeling.
"I'm so anxious about the 2020 election, I feel like 'jelly in a pot'!
Word used to describe the act of smoking insanely questionable amounts of marijuana, related to the word "potted" meaning to be high as fuck
Dude, wanna go potting with me? Mann..Im aleady potted
An alternate term for a cannabis one hitter, called so as it is similar to taking a shot of alcohol.
Dude 1: “hey bro, wanna smoke a doob?” Dude 2: “nah bro let’s take a pot shot I ain’t tryna get gassed rn”
Hipocricy
Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'