The Annoying Biznatch from McDonalds.
That fuggen Turd Burglar, he's burglaring my turds, murg burg turd burglar.
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A brown-ending meat sludge luge expert.
You are a turd tobogganist!
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Tufts and whorls of accumulated dirt found on floors and under beds, couches, etc. in unswept rooms.
Joe, straighten up your room! And do something about those ghost turds near the grandfather clock!
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a cat who has a strange way of getting petted.
she allures her masters by making a whiny meow sound and then rubbing her body up against foreing objects letting you know she wants to be petted.
she is know to fall off tables and chairs.
the turd kitty kept meowing and rubbing things so i felt the need to pet her.
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Literaly passing a turd.... explains why you havent ever seen it. If you do experience this, please allow the incomplete pass, dont touch it - especially if the person was eating corn
person with a corn turd on their face: ah gross!!!!!, someone turd punted me!!!!!
person with shit on their hands: hell yeah.... im ashton kuchar and im awesome!!!!
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the hole where the poop leaves your body.
We fist fuck bitches up their turd cutters
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