a duck that eats noodles
Noodles are a staple food in many cultures made from unleavened dough which is stretched, extruded, or rolled flat and cut into one of a variety of shapes.
"look at that noodle duck!"
"im a noodle duck"
A little bit crazy and unsure
"my grandma is a bit nicked in the noodle''
if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick
Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?
Boy: Yes? Why?
Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick
Slang term used to describe ones strong sexual attraction to feet; proving the implication of the desire to make foot-to-mouth contact, preferably through the sucking of toes.
"Hey Jim, I saw those new sandals your girlfriend had on at the beach yesterday."
"I know, I can't wait to take them off and slurp dat noodle!"
A best friend who's one in a million.
I'm so lucky to have found you, you're the poodle in my noodle.
Utilizing a non-errect member during intercourse. Action performed to reduce embarrassment or overcome lack of desire. Noddle pushing may require use of a finger for stability.
" I was unable to get hard and had to push noodle for 10 minutes."
"Can we just try again tomorrow? You've been pushing noodle for like five minutes"
" You slept with them? Was it good or did you push noodle on and off until they came?
The cuddliest of penetrative invasions on an anal orifice. A loving dive into a wanting behind.
Typically initiated from a spooning position to amplify the sensitive sensuous connection resulting from the slow motion balls deep back-and-forth-ing so craved by a mutual and sublime cute coupling.
Jeremy turned the big brown teddy bear away to face the toile wallpaper before he slowly began to noodle in the boodle with Doug.