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seed line collector

When you arrange for a oral sperm receptacle, whether male or female, to suck off any and all guys waiting in line to bust a nut, achieve orgasm and get their balls totally drained.

Dude, at the last kegger there was a seed line collector in the basement of the frat taking care of giving awesome blowjobs to anyone horny enough to wait in line to get head. She was so good she made every guys knees buckle as she gulped down massive amounts of sperm.

by Watchinfool September 30, 2023


relatives of consanguinity of straight line

mother: girl or woman who gave birth to a child

father: boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm

parent: mother or father

grandmother: parent’s mother

grandfather: parent’s father

grandparent: parent’s parent

great-grandmother: grandparent’s mother

great-grandfather: grandparent’s father

great-grandparent: grandparent’s parent

great-great-grandmother: great-grandparent’s mother

great-great-grandfather: great-grandparent’s father

great-great-grandparent: great-grandparent’s parent

great-great-great-grandmother: great-great-grandparent’s mother

great-great-great-grandfather: great-great-grandparent’s father

great-great-great-grandparent: great-great-grandparent’s parent

daughter: girl or woman in relation to her parents

son: boy or man in relation to her parents

child: person in relation to her parents

granddaughter: child’s daughter

grandson: child’s son

grandchild: child’s child

great-granddaughter: grandchild’s daughter

great-grandson: grandchild’s son

great-grandchild: grandchild’s child

great-great-granddaughter: great-grandchild’s daughter

great-great-grandson: great-grandchild’s son

great-great-grandchild: great-grandchild’s child

great-great-great-granddaughter: great-great-grandchild’s daughter

great-great-great-grandson: great-great-grandchild’s son

great-great-great-grandchild: great-great-grandchild’s child

I am glad to see my relatives of consanguinity of straight line all gathered at Christmas.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019


Fine Line Willy

Someone who is skilled in their craft and pays extra attention to the tiny details of their work with immense pride and carefulness.

Wow! Look at Adam’s tattoos- he’s a true Fine Line Willy.

by FineLineWilly July 9, 2020


inside the lines

To ejaculate inside someone either vaginally or anal

I wanted to finish inside the lines but she decided to taste it instead

by Axleshaft November 25, 2022


top line

When someone thinks they have the final say, when truly they do not and they’re mistake you describe their decision as being “top line” rather than “bottom line

Henry says : “ the bottom line is you’re tryna be me and both of us know it”

Favour says : “ that’s not the bottom line, it’s the top line”

by Chickenandchipsforbreakfast January 3, 2024


Mason-DicksIn Line

The point on the penis that distinguishes “just the tip” from actual penetration. Note: the line's precise location will vary depending on age, religion, and BAC.

Because Phoebe was still in high school and not at all promiscuous, she wouldn’t let Johnny cross the Mason-DicksIn line until the second half of the homecoming dance when they played her favorite Drake song.

by Gipple January 21, 2024


Line-hugger

An jerk who parks their vehicle too close to the lines of the parking spot.

Hey! That line-hugger blocked me in! I cant open my fucking door!

by Geometry guy July 17, 2018