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To pull out one's penis in order to either urinate or for sexual purposes.
"Excuse me, I just need to go 'flop the chop'. I'll be back in a moment.
When you're hitting it from the back so hard it sounds like you're chopping wood.
Guy one: "Man what the fuck! Was some asshole chopping down a tree in our yard last night?"
Guy two: "No bro, that was me hitting my girl from the back son. That's what it sounds like when you chop that seat."
Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.
The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.
In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.
In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
Judo chop donkey punch is when you’re fucking someone doggie style then cum you Judi chop them in the neck so they tense their whole body and then donkey punch them in the ass cheek to make them stand up quickly while tense so they don’t leave any cum or shit on your dick
Guy:1 I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a judo chop donkey punch because I didn’t wear a condom
Calm the fuck down. But Nicer🤗
Hey Reggie, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.
Calm the fuck down. But nicer🤗
Hey bro, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.
A new level of drunk moments before you black out from boarder line alcohol poisoning you look up and your mate and say “I’m chopped soyed” and that’s the last thing you remember
Did you see Sam last night we was chopped.
Yeah bro chopped soyed