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unfortunate face

A kind way to say someone is either ugly or just doesn't look right

That girl's nice and all but she sure does have an unfortunate face

by Lop lop March 9, 2010

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poker face

an expressionless face(becuase people keep thier faces expressionless during a game of poker)

Why does he always have a poker face all the time?

by Light Joker June 9, 2005

685๐Ÿ‘ 367๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sad Face

A sad face is an expression used in electronic communication such as texting and emails to convey an emotion without using an emoticon. Nevertheless, caution should be used when interpreting this term due to wide range of emotions that may be attached to it. It could mean "sad face" as in "I pouted for half a second" or it could mean "sad face" as in "I'm broken hearted beyond belief." "Sad face" is tied with "I am" for the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

He thought she was joking when she texted him "Sad face" but then she threw herself off of a cliff and he always blamed himself for her suicide.

by Nightofultimatefrisbee August 13, 2009

79๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


two-faced

Someone who has two faces or parts to their personality. Like they'll be all nice to you one second and when you're gone start talking about you behind your back.

Mary: Oh my gosh! Hey Laura!
Laura: Heyy!
Mary: You look so cute today!
Laura: Thx. :)
Mary: Well see you later hun!
Laura: Bye Mary!

*once Laura is gone*

Mary: Ugh, I'm tired of that two-faced bitch.
Stephanie: I know right?

by The Hit September 8, 2009

41๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crotch Face

Ex. 1 - A crotch face is a person born with a strange physical retardation. In this case, Their Genitals are in place of their face, and face in place of genitals.
These are the only retards you are allowed to laugh at, but they are extremely rare, only one is born every year and they do not like to come out of their homes.

Ex. 2 - A general insult for a person being a dick. Can also be used when others are using genital size as insult.

See also Dickhead,Arse Face

Gayass: Hey Your Dick Is So small you need a microscope.

Other Guy: At Least Im Not A Crotch face like you

by ChrisMaBiss April 6, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


face ache

1 - an insult used against an unattractive person.
2 - The feeling of having a pain in your face.

1 - "Oi! Face ache! Get your arse over here!"
2 - "Ow! He hit me really hard and now I have face ache!"

by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006

86๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


lightskin face

When someone squints their eyes, light their head up, either has their hand over or on their lips OR their mouths are puckered/open.

You gunna hit em' with that lightskin face. Eww that boy doin the lightskin face... He aint even that cute.

by MixedGirl27 August 17, 2017

106๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž