90's internet

(adj.) A complete and utter eyesore.

Steve: What do you think of these paint samples? I like this color best.
Joe: Aww, man, you can't do that! That paint color is so 90's internet!

Jan: That sweater is so ugly, it's completely 90's internet.

Billy: Yeah, well YO'MAMA is 90's internet.
Schoolchildren: OHHHHHHHH!
Bob: OK, I can't top that, you win.

Rule Zero of the Internet

Rule zero of the internet refers to the most important rule of the internet. Don't f**k with cats.

Hey do you know rule zero of the internet? It's don't f**k with cats.

The Internet's Retard Brother

Myspace

Myspace is the internet's retard brother.

Dora the Internet Explorer

Dora's web browser, which is based on the crap Internet Explorer.

Dora uses her special "Dora the Internet Explorer" browser by Microsoft. It keeps on crashing and crashing and crashing.

Internet high five

when two people chatting over the internet place their hands on the screen and high 5.

Guy1: i'd ask for an internet high five but i fear the rejection :(

Girl1: Aww i will

Guy1: 3 2 1 GO

Girl1: we are so cool

Rule 54 of The Internet

If there is a song on the internet, there is a Megalovania remix of it.

Is there a megalovania x Space Jam? Apply Rule 54 of The Internet.

Internet black hole

When you get on the internet to do one little thing that won't take long, but then you see a link to something interesting, then something else, and before you know it you've spent three hours on your computer.

I meant to check my email then do some chores, but my email had Myspace updates and new videos on Hulu. I got sucked into an internet black hole.