biscuit lipped porchmonkey

same thing as saying nigger

damn i knocked that biscuit lipped porchmonkey out

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North Sea Biscuit

North Sea Biscuit is a commonly known Norwegian game (for men only).

Put 1 Biscuit (preferably of a larger kind) on a small table (alternatively one of the participants can hold it).

At least 3 boys have to participate:
They all stand in a ring around the biscuit and jerk off. As soon as one cums, he leaves the game, while the rest continues. Last man standing has to eat the (entire) wonderful biscuit :-)

Enjoy!

Andy just vomited after loosing a round of North Sea Biscuit.

Common guys, lets play some North Sea Biscuit before the girls arrive.

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cerebral air biscuit

brain fart. To do something really stupid and realize it while you are doing it. airhead, blonde moment

I had a cerebral air biscuit moment last night while fucking your sister.

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fire biscuit

in short, a cigarette

person 1: 'i really need a cigarette'
person 2: 'yeah, i could do with munching on a fire biscuit'

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Burnt biscuit

An African gay man

Omg mommy look at that burnt biscuit

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Doggy Biscuit

A Game where you ejaculate into a biscuit and you toss it around, and the first person to drop the semen-filled item =is required to consume it.

Kid 1 : Yo man, I was playin' Doggy Biscuit the other day.

Kid 2 : Aw man! Did you have to eat it?

Kid 1 : Yeah. It was delicious.

Kid 2 : ...

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dick-n-biscuits

slang term used for a morning blowjob.

What did you 2 have for breakfast? " Well I had cereal and she had some homemade dick-n-biscuits".

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