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When people tweak facts with opinions.
You are fact-jerking again. "You think I want to mislead you into thinking that mother Earth has round curves, despite the flatness that you see, right?"
When your head drops suddenly from dozing off
I had a mean nap jerk during math class
my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!
The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.
My friend Elias died while performing the death circle jerk.
A circle jerk with an added twist, when you finish you have to scream LEROOOOYYY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!
Bro I was at the coolest Leroy Jerk last night, I screamed his name so loud.
Masturbating to the point of ejaculating
I am so horny I bet I could jerk a jiz in 10 seconds.
When a woman is twerking in the middle of a circular group of men masturbating
That girl in the middle of those guys jacking off is straight up caught in a twerkle jerk.