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Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.

Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.

by MOOSELUMS December 5, 2021


matthew reed

A guy that compares himself to everyone and everything’ loves deep but controlling

Matthew reed in ohio

by Jkaghd March 17, 2018


matthew reed

A guy that compares himself to everyone and everything’ loves deep but controlling

Matthew reed in ohio

by Jkaghd March 17, 2018


Matthew Waggoner

Matthew Waggoner exudes a captivating charm with his striking features and confident demeanor. His chiseled jawline perfectly complements his piercing eyes, which seem to hold a universe of depth within them. With a smile that lights up the room, Matthew effortlessly commands attention wherever he goes. His impeccable sense of style only adds to his allure, leaving an unforgettable impression on everyone he encounters. Matthew Waggoner is not just handsome; he embodies a timeless elegance and magnetism that is simply irresistible.

Matthew Waggoner is the definition of handsomeness

by therealchanceadams April 28, 2024


jayden and matthew

these guys are most likely best friends and play Minecraft. always make jokes about their other friend. they also love paladins

Watch out here comes Jayden and Matthew

by Robot6226 July 8, 2021


Matthew Broaderick

Da more-portly counterpart to da famous tentative-natured Hollywood actor.

Perhaps if Matthew Broaderick made a figure-trimming diet-and-exercise improvement, he could be a stand-in for da boy-faced brunette of "Forrest 'n' Adult Simba" notoriety.

by QuacksO November 16, 2022


Matthew Gierut

One of the most beautiful humans to ever grace this planet with their presence. If you ever find a man with this exact name, hold onto him for dear life, because he will treat you like the queen that you are. He has this set of large, gorgeous brown eyes that will immediately make you melt, and this heart of gold that never rusts. On top of that, his looks are everything you could ever ask for in a man and he's just the sweetest human. He has an amazing personality, and can be seen as weird to the average joe, but is very special to one woman. Never give up on a Matthew Gierut, because he'll never give up on you. He'll stay by your side for as long as you exist because when he falls in love, he doesn't quit. A truly remarkable fella'.

I'm so glad I'm Matthew Gierut's, he's one of a kind.

Matthew Gierut is my favorite human, and that's why he's my human!

by alalipop October 2, 2018