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The secret held during sex when you've taken a shit within the last half an hour prior to the act. In many cases, this can be discovered because of a lingering smell, of which you are also most likely paranoid about the entire time.
Seymour could not hold his shit while waiting for Suzanne to come over, so he quickly let it out before she got there. He kept his post secret quiet until she asked him what the smell was.
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Be part of something. One of several catch phrases for the UMASS Five College Federal Credit Union. Often printed on cloth tote bags with unnecessarily small straps.
Yo c-dub, you gotta B post if you ever gonna move out yo T Jones' house!
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The act of receiving oral sex after excreting ball juice for 3+ hours while grooving at a concert.
Other uses : post-show dick'ed
dude you should have seen that wook's face when she went down to blow me and got a big whiff of my post-show dick!
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Jared Meyers after his introduction to Erin Wenger. Characteristics: Liberal, accepting of all living cultures and their lifestyles, man of the Earth, very caring, good sense of style, dormant member of The Group
"Would you please stop talking? Let's have a logical, reasonable, reevaluation and discuss our differences." -Post-Jarin
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Condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from visiting friends in another geographical location.
"I had a great time this weekend, but after leaving behind the fun of the orgies, binge drinking, and non-stop hot-tubbing, I find myself in a state of Post-Departure Depression. FML"
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Post-Nap Syndrom, or PNS, is a tiredness and/or confusion following short or long naps. Usually associated with a prolonged period of waking up.
"I tried to finish my homework after my afternoon nap, but i was hit with major post-nap syndrome."
"dude that sucks, i had pns after math class"
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Contrary to post nut clarity, post nut frenzy is where upon ejaculation, you receive a burst of energy brought out by deep rooted hatreds and spite that you may hold for someone you just fucked or content you masturbated to.
It would be more closely related to "going berserk" after ejaculation.
Man, I tried jerking off to feet for the first time and actually came. I was so angry and disappointed in myself that I was sent into a Post nut frenzy and started smashing shit around.