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When a college student or young adult gets drunk in hopes that their school will be canceled based on a snow day.
The forecast calls for 4 inches of snow, let's play snow day roulette in hopes that class is canceled tomorrow and get drunk!
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Take a shit in the snow and then smear it around until you have a cold dirty poo puddle. Lay down in the puddle and make a "snow angel". Finally, snort a line of the cold dirty shit.
Jim was outside earlier shitting on the ground....I thought he was kidding about doing the dirty snow angel.
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The act of cumming inside a large woman, then packing her vagina with crushed ice and eating it out.
If you’re ever a fan of snow balling try a texas snow cone. If you ask why a large woman, everything is bigger in Texas.
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verb: One who does not wipe feet or beat the snow from feet BEFORE entering a house. Especially when the persons in the house walk around in their socks.
DAMMIT KATY ,YOU DIRTY SNOW TRAPESER!!! Now my fucking socks are wett!!!!!
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When a black man likes a white woman.
Contradicts Jungle Fever
You saw teshawn wit that white bitch? Yeah i saw them that nigga got snow white fever
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Once you have dry docked a toilet (see dry dock), you whip out your cock, and blow your load all over the mound of shit, thus capping the mountain with snow.
I left a snow capped mountain in the ladies restroom last night.
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Ex-CIA dude who cited "cabin fever" as his excuse for committing espionage.
Sounds like using pathetic/laughable excuses for supposedly justifying/forgiving serious crimes is becoming a trend --- first there was Ethan Couch with his "affluenza" defense, then Edward Snowed-in's whining about "cabin fever"... what's next???
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