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The toilet will always be your best friend because it prevents you from urinating into the pants
You will always love them - toilets are the best we love them all
A portal two and interconnected system of other toilets to dispose of many things such as drugs,poop,pee,vomit,grandmas ashes and for the more lonely people children.
“Im gonna go use the toilet”
“Why”
“Grandmas last wish”
“RIP grandma”
The greatest achievement of mankind. A true example, of how far humanity has come, within its 6 million years of evolution, this is truly the most amazing creation that has come from it.
"Man I love toilets, fuck my wife I only married her because she has 2 toilets in the house, I can take twice as many shits now!"
Toilet: The most used the to go to the restroom. A life saver.
Girl: Mom! I need to use the toilet!
Mom: Sure honey.
Girl: Ok!
A place in every suburban home where people go when poop (or pee) is about to be shot out of their butts like a rocket.
i have to poop so bad! i need to go to the toilet!