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The (Psychic) Dictatorship of 'the people you SHOULD be listening to'

Welcome to the thing we are all doing... At this point in time we are experiencing...

Hym "The (Psychic) Dictatorship of 'the people you SHOULD be listening to'. It's one large Tu Quoque fallacy. You can see it everywhere. All over YouTube. They don't just arbitrate what you should think or how you should behave... They also dictate 'Who should or should not be listened to.' YOU NEED TO BE TOLD THAT BY YOUR BETTERS APPARENTLY!

Literally 98% of the YouTubers "Don't listen to THEM! You don't even have to listen to ME... But you SHOULD be listening to ME IN ABSTRACTION as someone who WOULD say the things I WOULD SAY to reinforce my ideological presuppositions!"

Hym "See that? ☝️ THAT right there is something to watch out for..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023


Mirror you

You stand at the mirror reading a chapter book backwards you get sucked into the mirror and everything is phasing the opposite way.everyone in that world will try to attack you with guns or axes and other weapons to escape you’ll have to read the chapter book that you redid in the other world but properly but you can only do it at the mirror

You.i lliw daer siht retpahc koob sdrawkcab
You.were am I?
Mirror you.dïë îñtrūdēr
You. I will read this chapter book backwards

by Thescaryteller January 28, 2023


phabbb-you-liciousishness

anything that's beyond sublime or sane

phabbb-you-liciousishness

by MossCow September 29, 2009


Did you pay yir bill?

An expression commonly used as a last resort in trying to determine the cause of a problem. May also be screamed extremely loudly, from a moving vehicle, out of a partially opened window.

Person A: "Yeah, I canny figure it oot. I have tried everything."
Person B: "Did you pay yir bill?"
Person A (inside a moving car): "DID YOU PAY YIR BILL !?!?!?"

by Muirhouse Patter September 19, 2019


If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".

"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."

by asdahetha December 22, 2022


You can’t get there from here

If you were raised in New England, that thing your dad said so many times when you were growing up despite not actually having the accent that if you hear it again you might throw whoopie pies at someone.

Dad: Kid, can’t get theyah from heeyah, pahk the cah at Hahvad yahd instead

Kid: You can’t get there from here because they don’t let annoying people into the city, duh

by Leia Calumet May 18, 2022


You think you the shit

if someone says this to you, they think you have a big ego. Like how Ice spice used it in her song 'Think U The Shit (Fart).'

Billy Billy Bob Joe: Wtf man, you tryna come up in my house and fuck around? You think you the shit.

Timmy: Cry about it lil ni-

by king himothy June 4, 2024