Shit-ton (shit ton), while it sounds like a measure of weight, is actually a measure of area. The area is determined by the volume that one long ton (2240 lbs.) of sand occupies (approx. 22.46 cu/ft). Therefore this volume of something like....graphene aerogel, the lightest material known, a shit ton would only weigh 0.2243 lbs (about 1/3rd of a can of Coke). Comparing this to osmium, the heaviest known material, which weights in at a whopping 31,488.92 lbs per shit ton! A shit ton of human waste (poop) would actually only come in at about 1680.247 lbs, about 75% the weight of a long ton.
The shit-ton of graphene aerogel was substantially easier to move than the shit ton of osmium.
Not quite as much as a Fuk-ton, but way more than a Shit-load , making it mean a whole hell of a lot.
"Let's go out!"
"Can't, I've got a shit-ton of homework to do by tomorrow...."
A generally recognized term to mean a lot, but recognized hyperbolically by some to mean 80.
She lost a shit-ton of weight.
i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton
Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.
More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.
This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.
A redneck, possibly canadian, possibly albertan, saying for a large mass of something, be it literal or figurative.
That's a Shit ton of nachos!
Take some from tim, he's got a shit ton!
I got like a shit ton and a half of porn mags at my house.
Contrary to popular belief, a shit ton is actually only 4 of the given item named.
Bruce: Gary's slept with a shit ton of chicks.
Bob: Only 4?! That's so lame he's 26!