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Person 1: “Yo I gotta take a mean one rn”
Person 2: “Just go use the bathroom”
Persom 1: “Nah bro I cant, it’s no shit sunday”
When your about to take a shit and someone says they have to piss real quick and uses the bathroom before you.
I got shit veto'd at Robins house again. I wish she lived in a house with two bathrooms.
The act of being so pissed off that when you take a shit, the muscular tension caused by your rage forces the turd out at into a perfect log form.
Damn dude, Mike must have really been pissed off, look at how perfect his rage shit is!
The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them
Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal
The tremendous amount of intelligence from FECES as MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG knew this so he patented the name FECESBOOK too.
Amazing the FACES ON FECES and they are there and so are their DEEP THINKING SHIT FOR BRAINS. and you will never know how complex the thoughts are
The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.
James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?
Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!
silly little cat meme used to annoy people, doodoo pants
hey noah
what
shit self
noooooooooooooo