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no shit sunday

we dont shit on sundays

Person 1: “Yo I gotta take a mean one rn”
Person 2: “Just go use the bathroom
Persom 1: “Nah bro I cant, it’s no shit sunday”

by findalife June 9, 2024


Shit Veto

When your about to take a shit and someone says they have to piss real quick and uses the bathroom before you.

I got shit veto'd at Robins house again. I wish she lived in a house with two bathrooms.

by Dahiggz December 12, 2015


Rage shit

The act of being so pissed off that when you take a shit, the muscular tension caused by your rage forces the turd out at into a perfect log form.

Damn dude, Mike must have really been pissed off, look at how perfect his rage shit is!

by The guy who chose poorly May 28, 2017


Monkey shit turd

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them

Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal

by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022


SHIT FOR BRAINS.

The tremendous amount of intelligence from FECES as MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG knew this so he patented the name FECESBOOK too.

Amazing the FACES ON FECES and they are there and so are their DEEP THINKING SHIT FOR BRAINS. and you will never know how complex the thoughts are

by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 25, 2021


shitting in cursive

The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.

James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?

Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!

by Bearit90 October 30, 2023


shit self

silly little cat meme used to annoy people, doodoo pants

hey noah
what
shit self

noooooooooooooo

by dungdigest September 17, 2023