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shit

something large most animals insects do. most dogs eat. most humans detest.

all beings enjoy

“i just did the fattest shit ever”

my dog just ate his shit”

“i love shit”

“i cant with your shit

by emmy…..ou July 5, 2022


Lose a shit

The act of shitting yourself in a fit of extreme excitement or shock. Popularized by infamous cryptocurrency scammer Malone Lam, a 20 year old Miami resident who stole over $230M in Bitcoin on August 18, 2024.

Guy 1: *looking at Lam's crypto wallet* "That's probably 10 pretty pennies-"
Lam: "I'M GONNA LOSE A SHIT!"

by Degoa the Ham September 25, 2024


An Asshole And A Piece Of Shit

Even if you're right about Bill Burr... You're not NOT an asshole and a piece of shit. And you're in an incest cult. You are actively trying to get me to murder children. Your wife is a filthy jew-slut. You're kids are basically retarded in comparison to me. Uuuuumm what else?

Hym "And, even I am an asshole and a piece of shit, I'm still the creator of AI and savior of humanity. You should be happy Ben. You're religion was right! Someone better than you WAS coming to save humanity! And-"

by Hym Iam December 12, 2024


Shit Dag

When an animal defecates and the shit becomes stuck to the fur.

"You better trim fluffy or he'll get shit dags again!"

by GawthBoi November 27, 2018


The cool shit

Have you ever felt cool shiting?Well that is fuckin cool

I feel the cool shit and its fuckin cool

by bensoofydude March 9, 2021


Shitting on my plan

When some idiot decides to run your plans for the day.

Dad stop shitting on my plans !

by Jaunito_ March 20, 2016


Shit head

Sophia is a shit head

Shut up sophia you shit head

by Janse October 3, 2019