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when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
No need for mommy to remind you work hard and keep up when you have been on the A.G.
Step 1: No Phone
Step 2: Get yo math toolbox and study 24 7
Step 3: Only free time you get is on bedtime
Step 4: If you aint get no A's on math you doin it wrong
HERRO Ling Ling STUDY FOR MATH QUEEZ RA NOUW!
Mimi do not disturb, busy doing cacoolashons. On ze Asian Grind , no disrakshon mimi
Someone who uses the phrases "Ya" or "Def" in short of "Definitely". These people usually talk like they just swallowed a load of cum, and are on a sugar high from 4 nights ago.
Damn that sex was good last night.
Ya
You're such a fucking asian typewriter
Responsible but not mentally active.
Person one "Hey, have you seen Coh-hen Lee Asian Detective."
Person two "Yea is he the one that is responsible but not mentally active?"
When you get high and your eyes get squinted enough to look Asian.
"Bro you like certified"
"Yeah I just because a certified asian"
Asian girl with a nice butt
Mygodman did you see that Asian girls butt, she’s a real Asian Unicorn
When you ask your chinky friends a question and they take 30 seconds to ackowledge it and then form a reply.
"Holy shit Daniel your mom fell down the stairs" Daniel Wu:........, "Bro holy shit Daniel has asian delay"