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When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.
Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.
The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.
Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.
Related: The Christmas Bitch
Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.
A term for masterbation that is usually used as a code to keep in quiet so people will think your talking about "the holidays"
Kevin closed the door 🚪 smiling. 1 minute later the door swung open. His mother caught him christmas fanning in the bathroom. She quickly closed the door covering her eyes.
Offline for Christmas is a challenge taking place from the 16th to 23rd of December.
To sucessfully finish the challenge participants have to stay away from the internet, especially Social Media, for the week from the 16th to 23rd of December.
This challenge was created to get people closer together in real life and help them develop the real Christmas feeling.
James: "This year I'll finish Offline for Christmas."
Lara: "Come join me with Offline for Christmas this year. I want the real Christmas feeling so bad."
A few words, said on Christmas Day, that depict sacrilegious reference to Christmas.
Big guy: "Why are you celebrating Christmas as Jesus's birthday?"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"
when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.