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When you go down on a guy and he hasn't cum in a while and he cums so much that it comes out of your nose.
Oh God I went down on my boyfriend and he gave me a Cream Cheese Sneeze. It kinda hurt.
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While doing a chubby female in missionary, you pull a fat flab open, and nut in it.
Tom : "Yea, she dumped me after I pulled an ice cream sandwich on her.
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When a child has done something the parrent percieves as wrong. At that exact moment the parents or grandparents then tell the child that they were planning on a surprise trip to the ice cream shop. They then reveal that since the child was doing something wrong, that the child is no longer alowed to go to said ice cream shop. Now as an adult with some higher reasoning ability onc can see that the child did not have a chance in hell of going to that ice cream shop.
Tom's mother: Sorry Tom, we were going to go to buy your favorite candy, but since you broke the lamp you can't go now.
Tom's older brother: Tom, you were just ice cream shopped! Don't listen to her you were never going to go get candy, you
In this instance the kid just got ice cream shopped and the parrent was being a bitch
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A Dairy Cream Faggot is a male that hangs out in the the outdoor bathrooms of the local Dairy Cream, looking to give other men Oral pleasure or take it in the ass like a champ. Usually named Darin with an I.
Hey man I went to Rock a piss outside and that Dairy Cream Faggot Darin tried to give me a reach around
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When you enter a vagina or anus with your penis and it immediately goes flaccid.
We tried to have sex but I must have been too drunk because I ended up getting a pink ice cream.
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When an black guy cums is the pussy and another black guy cums in the butt
I have that chick and Oreo cream pie .
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The cum residue on the tip of an uncircumcised penis.
Hey girls do you want to go to the Columbus Clippers game? Ice cream helmets are only $4.50 tonight!
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