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The act of forcibly placing someones ball bag into a mound of very hot sand .
Man, if that faget Liam asks me for some more of my Japple, lets give him a dry steam. You get him into the cupid position and I'll fish out his incredibly small nut sack. I wish I had some gloves.
The springs failed this year, leaving the riverbed bone dry.
Bone dry is a phrase commonly used to describe general retardedness of any non handicapped person or any person that is any of the following: twisted, wasted, high, fucked, trippin, shroomin, ripped, comatose, smashed. See also several advanced states including but not limited to: bonemotherfuckingdry, megabone, comabone and at times soberbone.
"Dude! You just fell on your face! You're bone dry!"
"Some bonemotherfuckingdry jackass forgot my shoes."
"Dude! Is Casey megaboned already? We just got here!"
"I can't remember last night, I must have been comabone."
"Some soberbone guy just gave me too much change, let's get bone."
Masturbating without touching your hand to your penis. Dry jerking is usually performed through pants and/or underwear using the hand closest to the direction one’s penis curves/points to. If you are circumcised, you can dry jerk by turning your hand face down, wrap it around your penis through the clothing, and move back and forth as you would when you masturbate. If you are uncircumcised, you can dry jerk the same way or by lightly squeezing near the head of the penis in your palm, which also moves the foreskin back and forth, and if you pair it with the thumb of your squeezing hand near the base of your shaft, you will have a very pleasurable experience.
Scenario 1: This internet chick is giving me the biggest hard-on right now. I don’t wanna have to wash my hands later, so I’ll have a dry jerk.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
A strange sti you get from doing anal.
"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"
A situation in a conversation when both participants have exhausted their ideas, topics, or enthusiasm, leading to an awkward or unproductive silence. This often happens with family members, friends, and god forbid, parents.
Sam: Hey what's good Amy?
Amy: Nothing much..just chilling shit like that
Sam: Oh..cool. Uhh, what do you do for uhmm..uhh
Amy: Sam..are you having a stroke again?
Sam: Shut the fuck up Amy, The well's run dry again
The art of a male ejaculating on a partner's upper lip and then proceeding to have them snort a key of somewhat decent grade of powdered cocaine
When the fiend asked for a line, just before chris was about to cum, the fiend's sexual skills and steady hand proceeded to arrange the ultimate wet dry vac.