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Jamie Oliver's worst nightmare.
"HAIYAA! Why you put chilli jam in your egg fried rice?"
A requested video from one of the camera men (Evan) that should be on the Unus Annus subreddit as the new pee sauna.
"Egg nog sauna" - Evan
The curvature of one's booty, in density, mass, and thickness, resembling that of an egg.
This definition hatched just after a single egg took precedence over Kylie Jenner for most-liked photo on Instagram. To which Fashion Nova later paid homage by reproducing the image of the egg wearing a pair of classic high-rise denim, cracking a joke that went over easy.
“That booty is egg-stra thick, it’s crackin’!“
“Did you see that egg-stra thick booty? That’s one thick chick.”
“If you wanna get laid, Fashion Nova jeans make your booty look eggs-tra thick!”
The act of placing your testicles on the anus of a farting man or woman so as they jiggle like eggs in a simmering pan.
I came home early from the shops only to discover my husband about to boil his eggs on the bum hole of Mr Carstairs, our next door neighbour.
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Military: Describes the uniforms of higher ranks that have excessive gold braiding or decoration on the caps and sleeves.
The dictator Idi Amins uniforms were famous if only for the massive amounts of scrambled egg on them.
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The loud noises emitted from an intense make out session. It resembles someone eating a messy egg salad sandwich. Usually related to slurping, sloshing, and lip smacking sounds.
John: Keep it down back there, it sounds like someone's munching on an egg salad sandwich!!!!
Corey: *slurp* Shut up john... *slurp*
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When a person places fecal matter between the mattress and box spring. Thus resulting in a special surprise upon discovery. Common joke between eastern European males between the ages of 17 and 22.
"I just left a Russian easter egg in his bedroom!"
"She is going to be pissed when that Russian easter egg does not scrub out of the mattress."
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