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Flying shit fit

To have an epic meltdown, tantrum

When someone is so upset they are screaming and losing their ever loving mind

Say it fast- it rolls off the tongue

Person 1- I tried to give my baby cough medicine
And she had a flying shit fit. She was screaming and crying!

Person 2- damn that’s the craziest flying shit fit I’ve ever heard of

by Lovey chipmunk December 10, 2018


The Topeka Fly Trap

The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.

Remember that fly that was buzzing around the kitchen? I gave him The Topeka Fly Trap.

by Mega Hemroids September 3, 2020


Cockodile Fly Trap

While wearing crocodile or alligator skinned pants and while pissing you pulled the zipper up too fast and got your cock stuck inside it also still pissing but now bleeding, too.

I gave myself an incidental "Cockodile fly trap" while taking a leak the other day and it hurt really bad!

by EatItAndLikeIt October 8, 2017


Reverse Flying Dutchman

A sex maneuver in which the recipient lies on their back in a spread eagle with the intended orifice of penetration facing up. The partner then proceeds to insert and perform a clap push-up with every thrust. Additionally, every thrust is accompanied by a slight 20 degree turn counterclockwise. Any eyepatch is optional.

I engaged in the Reverse Flying Dutchman, ergo, I am the premier sex performer on the planet.

by Mr. Spooty January 25, 2010

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Flying Tea Bag

The act of tea bagging a person while their face remains perpendicular to the floor. The one performing the tea bag must be nude in the lower region, get a running start and fly crotch first at another person's face. The key is good aim along with excellent timing, because it must happen when the victum has their mouth open and is unsuspecting.

While he was sitting on the staircase yawning, I gave him a flying tea bag.

by Renfield Garden Level Class of '09 November 10, 2005

50πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


House of flying niggers

When a whole bunch of niggers get into a fight and start throwing each other all over the place.

Based on the movie House of flying daggers

Guy 1: Damn Taequon just called Jamal a bitch ass nigga

Guy 2: Holy shit this place is about to become a house of flying niggers.

by Roc18 August 11, 2009

62πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


flying ninja monkeys

The ultimate power in the universe known to man. Superior to anything else used for combat, including people and devices.

Don't piss Corby off or he'll send his Flying Ninja Monkeys after you!

by V-Man December 14, 2004

33πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž