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A really great band.Except for some people think they are in it for the money because they dont read the freaking thank you letters at the end of the lyric books.Everyone who thinks this,U SUCK!!
Good Charlotte??Oh yeah,thats that great punk-rock band.
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I have nothing to say other than a meaningless platitude.
A phrase popularized by MC Hammer himself and used as the title of many songs since.
Dear stoner advice columnist, should I major in something practical, liberal arts, or film school?
It's all good dude.
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A gentleman who's private area is well presented, clothes on or off.
Hey, Missy, check it out over there, that guy is a good hang.
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When you see someone who looks like someone else (or something else) & you tell a friend. If he agrees with you then He will say "Good Shout".
It is most common on a night out however can take place anywhere at any time.
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Sarcasm when someone says or does something stupid.
Bob: Is that a boy or a girl, i think i might hit it if it's a girl.
Jake: It's a guy.
Bob: Oh snapp!
Jake: Good looks
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In public, a good girl:
- behaves like the sweet innocent girl her father wants her to be
- is smart but polite, like her mother wants her to be
- is decently sexy, like her bf/hubby wants her to be
- is waring tiny strings or goes commando (whatever idea drives him more crazy while in public)
- if situation allows, occasionally gives him blowjobs under restaurant tables, on the back row at cinema, in the middle of a forest, etc.
In private, a good girl:
- looses the skirt/trousers, and walks around the house commando or in tiny g-strings (shirt allowed if a bit chilly)
- wears French maid outfit when cleaning around the house
- serves bf/hubby with nice food but also reveales her breasts, so he can have an alternative if not hungry and in need of appetizer
- once a week rents a porn for him to watch it together
- twice a week gives him a blowjob while he watches other TV or plays computer games
- one blowjob out of two she swallows; the other she takes it in the face, boobs or again mouth, but then plays with it
- wakes up bf/hubby every morning with blowjob, ball licking, rimming, nipple/toe sucking or lubed handjob, so he has a good day at work
- douches and wears butt-plugs every couple of days, because no hole should be offered less frequent then the other - especially the tightest and most pleasurable
- on birthdays and special occasions surprises him with the hottest of the hottest ATM practice
- gradually improves her deeptroat skills and whatever other skills she knows he might appreciate
- does not mind a slap on the bum at any time, and in the heat of the moment other gentle/rough slappings can be a big turn on for her
- in general has a clean body and a dirty mind - and offers him whatever he feels like. Because feelings are important for her and she wouldn't want to hurt his.
At ALL times:
- a good girl is completely SHAVED. It's what brings her beauty to perfection. If any of the men out there says they are ok with body hair on a girl, they either lie or should be educated.
Note: A bad girl is a girl who consciously refuses to perform one of the "good girl" duties above, but only because she wants to be punished.
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