Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH

Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH is what I scream when i'm being fucked while I jack off and cum.

Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH.

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that's what I'm talking about

Etymological note: This phrase can be heard in a recording of the (ca.) 1929 Fats Waller song "The Joint is Jumping".

"Get rid of that pistol, yeah, get rid of it... yeah... ha ha... that's what I'm talking about..." (from abovementioned recording, spoken)

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I'm Rick James, Bitch

A bad ass mofo who thinks they can do whatever they want (but really can't). Make up their own rules and come and go as they please.

Fuck yo couch nigga!!

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I'm a grower not a shower

It's when your strength when bench pressing improves but your chest size does not

Man 1: Hey man your chest big yet?
Man 2: Nah man I'm a grower not a shower

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I'm joking, calm down!

a phrase said to make any come-back seem lame.

A: You're a loser
B: Fuck you
A: I'm joking, calm down!

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I'm gonna kill myself

An alternative expression for "I'm tired" or "There's a little discomfort", usually used by millennials & Gen Zs.

"I'm so tired, I'm gonna kill myself"
"Oh my god I am going to kill myself"

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I'm Rick James Bitch!

Tier you cock sucking asshole you stole that entire definition from my beloved Maddox! eat my balls.
www.maddox.xmission.com

I'm Rick James bitch! smell my balls you cock, come up with your own rants next time, bitchnuts

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