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Christmas

A Christian celebration of the birth of Jesus but has been turned into a cash grab

Hey can’t wait to blow all my money on toys my kids are never gonna use for Christmas

by Maximum Effort January 20, 2018


Christmas

The single best time of the year. Family, friends and presents. The definition of that “warm cozy feeling”

“Like a kid on Christmas morning

by google_was_my_idea. January 2, 2021


Christmas

A holiday thats was initially to celebrate jesus' birth, even though historians beleive he was auctuaply born in June. Over the years atheist syarted celebrating it even though they don't celebrate tge most important part, jesus. Christmas now is just a ton of random people frm various religions celebrating a ( suppose to be ) christian holiday by buying insanely expensive presents for each other while the people that truely should celebrate get socks and thats it. Now adays Christmas is about as religious as earth day.

Macy's: Buy our $10000000 home ware

Atheist: Yay that will cover 1/800 of my presents

Christian:I think I will make my children presents for christmas that will show more love.

Christmas

CHRIST-jesus
Mas-celebration
Chrismas-celebration of jesus hmmm coincidence I think not.

by Nowwhat November 4, 2013


Christmas

Can you believe it guys? Christmas, just a week away. Christmas is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Christmas! Just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it? Christmas! Just in a week! It got here so fast! Christmas! Just a week away!

Can you believe it guys Christmas! Just a week away

by Ronkill30 January 13, 2022


Christmas

presents

i got christmas presents

by The Actual Father December 25, 2020


Christmas

The best holiday in the year; some fat ass gives you present, you get to decorate your house in those pretty lights and spend time with your family!! <3 And you get to see Carlton do his lil dance

Also don’t write xmas always write Christmas

I can’t wait for Christmas, it’s the best holiday in the year!!”

by i love Christmas December 1, 2021


Christmas

The asshole holiday that takes all the spotlight off of Thanksgiving. IS THIS WHAT THE NATIVE AMERICANS WANTED.

"327 days away from Christmas!"
"Shut the fuck up Miranda"

by I hate cheese by itself. November 7, 2019