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A place that God (aka Taylor Swift) made
I’m sitting on a bench in Coney Island wondering where did my baby go?
when a man and woman engage in intercourse, while the girl is on her period and the guy ejaculates inside of her.
ashlynn: I want dick so bad but i’m on my period
megan: just do it man, go make some thousand island dressing.
These Staten Island girls ain’t shit
When you hang out with someone because you don't have anyone better to hang out with but you'd drop them in a second if someone better came along.
"Katie is DEFINITELY Love Islanding Dan. I wonder how much longer they will last!"
when you murder someone and realise you're in a gameshow
"wow! that was quite an elimination! reminds me of survivor assassin island!"
"die"
Describes a period of time when a friend is uncontactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.
'Have you heard from John?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.
Describes a period of time when a friend is unreachable or unavailable due to being shacked up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. The guy becomes uncontactable as if he is on a deserted island.
'Have you heard from Rick?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.