Lesbian Toaster Oven

Something Luke made up.

Luke is a lesbian toaster oven, he toasts em raw

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lesbian lumber jack

A lesbian who is so manly and dirty she looks like a lumber jack

dude did you see that dyke marie total lesbian lumber jack

Or

so eric nice lesbian lumber jack you brought to dinner its a shame she will be having my grandchildren

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Linden Lesbian Loving

aka LLL
1. The act of using Second Life avatars to fulfill or act upon lesbian desires or curiosity. Applies to couples, groups, and chat.
Also includes males using female avatars to act out lesbian love scenes in game.
2. A group of females avatars in Second Life that go to dance clubs together and avoid dancing with male avatars.

1."Oh you're so sweet to offer to take me that women only beach, I have always been curious in RL but have been so (insert excuse here) to try. I am so glad I am in SL so that I can try out something new." Welcome to Linden Lesbian Loving.
2."Dude, I'd go ask that av to dance but she's in the middle of Linden Lesbian Loving, and I'll lag out."

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Lesbian Death Bed

Lesbian death bed is a phenomenon where lesbian couples transition from having daily sex early in their relationship, to having much less frequent sex after they marry.

Carter was surprised to learn that Jennifer and her wife were only having sex once or twice a month, despite being in an otherwise loving and committed marriage. But Jennifer pointed out that the lesbian death bed was pretty normal and nothing to worry about.

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Penis van Lesbian

Penis van Lesbian was the birth name of "Dick van Dyke". The actor was forced to change his name by his Hollywood agent. He was upset because the van Lesbians were an old Dutch family. His co-star Mary Tyler Moore supposedly called him this.

Penis van Lesbian sez: That young guy is hot. I want to have a lesbian relationship with him.

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Lesbian Fish Fry

The act of grinding female genitalia together for pleasure.

"Cheryl Lau enjoys lesbian fish fry"

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Lumberjack Lesbian

Typically a monstrous dyke, that's so repugnant they "kill wood"

As the lumberjack lesbian entered the room, it reminded Jack of the cave troll scene in Fellowship Of The Ring

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