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When you shit on a girls pussy and slap it down with your dick
Damn bro, last night I gave my girl a Cleveland mud slap
It's when a guy is butt fucking a woman and pulls out and gives her a mouthful of mud pie(shitty dick)she licks the spoon clean until he fills her mouth with whip cream(jizz)
Hey, Sarah popped I your sister's cherry pie last night and gave her a Mississippi Mud Pie for dessert. Ummmm..my favorite!
A song made by MDOT EBK JB Sleeze and Eddie Gz shot by kjshotit
This song practically created the sturdy off the new york area of The Bronx
This song is legendary
Off the mud pt2 is just amazing
The act of a male entering a restroom intending to urinate only to discover a dire need to defecate, then reverting to an emergency dropping of the pants and mounting the toilet without turning around. This must all be done midstream.
"Dude, totally went in there to take a piss when, BAM! Hit me. Had to shit. Pulled a Mississippi Mud Hop just in time."
When a women wipes from the back to the front thereby depositing feces ie MUD into her vagina ie her DITCH.
"Dude, that bitch was so nasty when I went down on her she had mud in her ditch."
When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.
Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."
The act of not wiping after pooping then sticking a pinky up your ass then putting it in your partners ass.
Hey babe, we’re out of tp. Guess it’s time for an Alabama mud worm.