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montana mud dick

While having anal sex, when the woman proceeds to shit on your dick but you still cum from the warm poop anyway.

Oh man, my wife almost ruined sex last night, but I pulled off the Montana Mud Dick.

by ToolHandle December 04, 2017


Funny Mud Pee

A vulgar word that derives from Chinese swearing words. The word involves the maternal biological parents of the one being scolded and human excrement (as well as fart).

"Hey, did you cheat on the exam?"

"Funny Mud Pee."

by shrimmmmmmmp November 03, 2022


funny mud pee

Chinglish, offensive slang.

It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".

Mostly used when you are contradicting some misleading or fake information about yourself.

Funny mud pee! None of these are real!

by vavavo March 27, 2020


banana mud slide

The penis penetrates the asshole and then they shit all over him.

Last night she gave me a banana mud slide because I donkey punched her.

by AssilemFlow December 27, 2017


Kansas Mud slide

The act of eating a woman's ass while she has diarrhea then she shits on your face

Did you see that??? Kevin was eating her ass and she gave him the Kansas Mud slide... what a nasty fucker

by Bbwtittylover April 03, 2022


Rusty Mud Shovel

When a woman purposefully holds a bowel movement until her menstruation period. She then let's her boyfriend have vaginal sex, but quickly moves to anal (as to not lose any blood aka rust) and tries to dig a hole into her impacted feces.

Jerry Springer: My wife hasn't shit in almost a month, man.
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?

by Flowerssmellgood October 15, 2020


Michigan Mud Hole

When you are doing anal and your partner shits.

¨Man, I was enjoying anal until she gave me the Michigan Mud Hole!

by darkingEnder May 21, 2019