Dirty Pirate Hooker

A slut, who tends to take anything she is given at any given moment. They tend to be gold diggers, but are not as skilled, and are temporary.

Overall identifiers:
1) Fuck anything that can walk, hop or crawl.
2) Do anything for money and/or a good time.
3) Can fit at least one set of balls in their mouth.

Observers:
Girl One: Oh she is a dirty pirate hooker!
Girl Two: Dena?! I know, she has done at least every guy in this room, she must be hungry or something.
Girl One: I swear I heard her bragging about how many balls she can fit in her mouth...

Guy and Dirty Pirate Hooker:
Guy: Wow, you seem like a good time.
Dirty Pirate Hooker: I know I do, let's hookup sometime.
Guy: For real?
Dirty Pirate Hooker: Yeah, whats your name again?...

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neo nazi pirate

An image you cant avoid when you where a bandana, a hoody, a big coat with some tinted shades.

I descovered i looked like a neo nazi pirate after i was jumped by communists

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Mississippi mud pirate

A conniving white woman who obsesses over black men.

Heidi Klum is a Mississippi mud pirate.

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one-eyed pirate

When a man inserts his penis into a woman with a missing eye's eye socket.

man 1: dude guess what i did to this chick last night
man 2: what?
man 1: i gave her the one-eyed pirate
man 2: nice work dude!

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two eyed pirate

when haveing a 69 with the guy on bottom and befor the the guy has a chance to sqirt the gurl goes all in your eyes you cant see then you flip out jump up and stub your toe on the table then you hop around on one foot

i was eating this bitch and she two eyed pirate all in my face so i flipped and hit my toes off the table FUCK IT SUCKED

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loyal-cock-pirate

a person who wishes to give sex to an idol or alpha male/pack leader.
he often finds himself kissing up to the idol.
He will constantly change around the idol, and then instantly turns asshole around others

wow check that guy... hes such a loyal-cock-pirate to the popular ones

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parking lot pirate

a person always in the parking lot, begging for money, cigarettes, and rides to store...

hey be careful, i saw a parking lot pirate outside put up your valuables .

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