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1. testing the viability of individual leaves of salad greens or baby spinach when picking through the container. You know that the greens are almost spoiled because of the smell, but you can tell that most of the leaves are OK. So you pick through and try to remove just the slimy, decaying pieces.
2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end
Thank you for coming over while I cook you dinner. Pardon me while I test my salad.
When your taste and smell are lost due to contracting Covid-19, you go to a homosexual wedding and as a wedding gift offer to toss the grooms’ salad.
Groom: Thanks for coming to my wedding!
Blake: No problem! Now let me come to the honeymoon suite to give you your gift… a ceremonial salad toss
A phrase that only the smartest use, Hamilton egg salad can mean many things. The person who asks you, “do you agree with Hamilton egg salad?” Don’t be confused, cause the right answer is always googa or yes. But make sure the person who says this is ok and mentally stable.
“Hamilton egg salad.”
“What??”
“Hamilton. Egg. Salad.”
“What is a hamilton egg salad”
“When the ham or of the salad of Hamilton.”
A sandwich that has chips, nacho cheese sauce, lettuces, tomato, meat, and bread.
"Shmilly, will you get me a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"Sure, wait whats a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"A sandwich with nacho salad in it, duh."
A pile of garbage ejected from a moving car; usually fragmentary remains of fast food, beverages and other food waste. Always on the street, these excitingly random finds litter the ghetto, and threaten to overtake civilization (or something).
What a mess... fucking toledo tossed salad...
When you round-house kick your bitch in the pussy then eat her ass.
Ayyy gurl let me side house that salad when you get back from the gym
"The Side House Salad"
The act of feeling solid poop while fingering your partner. Almost like Salad Tossing but with your finger and poop.
I went to go finger Sally's ass but I ended up Solid Salad Tapping her..