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Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”
My wife took the kids and left after I gave her a western surprise.
When a man is plowing a woman from behind and is about to ejaculate, he spits on her back to have the woman believe he has finished. When the woman turns around the man dumps his backed up load into her eye followed by a kick to her shin so she hops around with her hand on her eye and screams "ARGH!!".
Ian: I dont think ill be talking to Sarah anymore Bill.
Bill: Why not bro?
Ian: Last night i hit her with the Surprise Pirate. She hopped out the fucking window
Bill: SAV!!!!
An unexpected surprise tactically placed inside of a vagina
He likes his women with a nice vagina surprise.
Special surprise is a term used by Transsexual female escort to reveal that they still got a penis by letting you know the size of their penis.
At times a group of male friends do prank one another to hook them up with a transsexual female escort making them think it's a female escort with a vagina .
Guy 1 : Ask her about the special surprise , I think you will love it .
Guy 2 : What's the special surprise ?
Transsexual female: I got a 9 inch hard and ready for you
this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents
son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"
A party in which, instead of the person/people of honor being surprised, the guests are surprised.
Hey y'all, you're cordially invited to my reverse surprise party to celebrate my 50th birthday... tonight, at 7pm! Be there or be square! Surprise, bitches!!!
A Surprise Eject is the act where your genetically male sex partner and you have made an agreement to warn the giver of oral stimulation, before ejaculating. However, then so encumbered by the pleasure, ejecting around the facial area without a warning.
Friend: ''Don't you warn her first before you glaze her face?''
You: ''Sometimes you can't say the word and then PFFRRT''
Friend: ''You Surprise Ejected her?''
You: ''Is that how you call it?!''