The Beep test

NO, NO, PLEASE GOD, NO!
You're lucky if you haven't done this, and I'm assuming you haven't considering you've looked it up on here. It's a test in which people (usually students doing this for P.E.) running back and forth between two points 20m apart. Each run must be synchronized with a pre-recorded audio track which plays beeps (hence the name 'beep test') at regular intervals.

PEteach: "Okay guys, time for The Beep test!"
Everyone: "oh no."

Lad test

A test(link) to see if a lad(link) is truly your lad.

" Lend me a couple of quid for a pint?"
"I hope he passes my lad test and likes my pic"

Testing sites

Some governments claim to be concerned about their populations, but still require mandatory testing before holidays, putting people in close proximity to each other (which goes against their own 6 foot apart distance restrictions), and essentially creates what they would call a superspreader event. People not getting tested are also not in a crowd of people, and a crowd of people with masks on doesn't seem much (if any) safer than people at a distance with no masks on, or even people in a crowd with masks on (the figure scientists have given so far is that masks lower transmission by single digit percentage rates).

Testing sites seem like a good oppurtunity to spread a virus like wildfire, rather than to contain the wildfire.

I was just testing my reflexes

Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.

I was just testing my reflexes

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