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Mexican Zeus

Luke Evans as Zeus in the movie 'Immortals'

They put way too much spray tan on that man for the movie. Instead of coming off as a Greek god, he looked like he took in way too much Mexican sun. He's still hot doe.

Mason- Wait? Is he supposed to be Zeus?
Charlie- Yeah man!

Mason- Isn't Zeus Greek?
Charlie- Yeah man!
Mason- Are you sure?

Charlie- Well, maybe this one's Mexican!

Mason- Well, whatever. Mexican Zeus is still hot!

Charlie- Yeah... wait- what??
(Mason looks around to make sure nobody caught what he said)

by T&T'sDictionary January 12, 2017


mexican snowmobile

When you grab her by the hair and ride her into the sand

Dallas grabbed Amy and plowed her face into the sand like a Mexican snowmobile

by ErrbodyInThe306 January 1, 2020


mexican blender

the act of putting 2 or more substances in your mouth and vigorously shaking your head then swallowing

cam: hey sarah want to mexican blender this pre workout with me

sarah: yeah pass me the creatine

by supcuh January 27, 2021


Mexican swordfight

When there is a schlong on either side of a glory hole and they each try to push their schlong all the way through, fighting for dominance and to decide who's is going to get sucked.

I went to the gloryhole the other day and ended up in a Mexican Swordfight

by ButtDartsWorldChamp August 26, 2022


Dutch Mexican

When two people are 69ing under the covers. You finger each others assholes, fart, remove fingers and rub any shit/ass scent under eachothers noses.

This is a hybrid move of the Dutch Oven and the Dirty Sanchez.

"Last night we gave eachother a Dutch Mexican."

"Damn you smell like you just came from having a Dutch Mexican"

"Have you ever participated in a Dutch Mexican?"
"No Dude, that's gross."

by GrossILoveIt January 2, 2021


Dutch Mexican

Sexual act where in the female is anally penetrated while simultaneously the clitoris is stimulated with a windmilling clock wise motion usually accompanied by pulling of the hair to maintain control of partner.

She agreed to a second date after I gave her a Dutch Mexican.

by 68whiskey September 16, 2018


full Mexican

the action of inserting a burrito into someones anus

i gave her the full Mexican

by arandompenguin June 6, 2022