Squelching pig

When you find the fattest chick in the bar, and take her home to dick her down. As you proceed to take off her parachute panties, you shove a apple in her mouth. And then proceed to slap her belly, over and over again. As you do this she will start to squelch. At which point you start screaming “ hear little piggy” as she tries to pull away.

“Broooooo, I need more apples man”. “ the squelching pig is getting to expensive”.

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pig pen

Police activity in one spot
Police roadblock
police check points

Do you see that pig pen up the road?

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Killing pigs

Wasting time on your mobile device.

From the addictive app "Angry Birds" - a game where you use birds to try and kill the pigs.

Please stop killing pigs and listen to me!

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wool pig

A sheep. They stink, make funny noises, and all you want them for is wool!

Look at those wooly sheep in that field, what a bunch of wool pigs.

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Daddy Pig

mmm~ a sexy pig~ I want his pp~~

daddy pig is so sexy I would kill mommy pig just to look at him😍

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Pigs in Blanket

This is where you wrap bacon around a Penis before Sex. This can be done with strap ons and Dildos.

Jimmy: Come on Bitch get the Pigs in Blankets ready so you can eat them while sucking my cock.

Stacey: The Pigs in Blankets be ready soon love.

Jimmy: I didn't pay you for this you crack head.

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jiggly pig

An annoying person who is prone to tantrums when things don't go their way.

most children

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