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When having sex with a girl, the girl must wear a mask of her father and if her father is dead she has to wear a skeleton mask.
Girl: Lets do something kinky!
Guy: Are you up for the party city?
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Awk City refers to THE most awkward situation imaginable; It is a state that not even the Awkward Turtle could save.
When one enters Awk City (in relationships or life situations), you're gonna want to exit as fast as possible.
"The Awk City Slashers," the baseball team of Awk City, is the rival team of "The Perf City Slashers," and always loses. Awk City is located 50 miles east of Perf City, and is populated by brown marshes, scarce plains, and life-size cutouts of Barry Gibb.
"Oh shit dude, last night was completely Awk City. I was about to announce the starting lineup...." (of The Awk City Slashers).
"Can we get out of Awk City please? We need to talk." This example is commonly brought up when relationships have taken a turn for the worse.
"Oh God, it was AC to the max."
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A mysterious, completely unidentified precipitation that lands on you while walking the streets of New York City which most likely comes from A/C units but could also be a multitude of other strange liquids including but not limited to semen, spit, bird urine/feces, or other potentially harmful chemicals.
"Aw, man! Just got some city jizz on my face. Fuck, do I hate NYC."
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Redneck-ville located in the northwestern section, on the Mississippi River, of Illinois. Consists of 5 differint cities (ignore the "quad" part), of Moline, Rock Island, East Moline, Illinois, & Davenport, Bettendorf, Iowa. People from this part of the U.S. have much better values and morals than other big-city folk, like, say, New Yorkers.
Quad Cities? Oh, the one place I most likely won't get pick-pocketed and turn out to be a Democrat!
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A stupid city boy who does not know how to the following:
.ride a horse
.rope a cow
.know the meaning of hard work
A city slicker often trys to be a 'country boy' which they dont realize makes them look more stupid
'A city slciker walks into a bar with his cowboy hat and boots, but he doesnt fool anyone because everyone can tell the difference by the way he walks, the way he talks, the way he wears his hat, and the fiasco is really over when he pulls out his cell phone!
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Rich City (Richmond), Kentucky Boyeee! Real close to Lex Town (Lexington).
We hold it down in Rich City.
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A really ugly ass bitch born and raised in a non-diverse town full of other ugly ass bitches who are extremely awkward in any given social situation. Girls and Boys raised in Hoag City can be of all shapes and sizes, 99.9% fat, however 0.01% consist of skinny ugly bitches with big eyes and a crooked nose.
That bitch is so ugly must be born of incent in Hoag City.
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