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A person that you tie a chain or rope around and then drag through a very very large mud hole till they are completly covered in mud.
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A man's saggy, wrinkly balls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). Best used for tea bagging.
"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"
When a man or women recently shaved their perineum and/or around their anus and the result is several and severe razor bumps.
"Yeah, she does anal, but like.
She has a Brazilian Turkey."
The seductive look a man gives, usually named Devon or Devo, in order to bring a female counterpart back to his place for the evening. This look usually produces extreme female orgasms.
Holy shirt girls, did you see DEVO at the music festival tonight in San Francisco? He was handing out Turkey bagels left and right!
The act of dry humping or having sexual activity without actually exchanging fluids.
I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.
Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.
Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"
Woman: "My secret sauce."
Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."
the act of putting turkey sandwhich meat on bare naked breast and eating it off them.
dude1:dude that chick i got with last night.
dude2: yea?
dude1: i toatally turkey brested her.
dude2: awsome im going to turkey breast my girl tonite.