Poop hair

An expression used to describe someone with brown or brunette hair. Often used as an insult.

Look at her, she's not even pretty...she has poop hair!

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Godiva hair

Named for the legendary English figure Lady Godiva, who supposedly rode on a horse through the city of Coventry whilst completely naked, in an attempt to persuade the local lord, her husband, to give the peasants a tax break. The only thing that covered her modesty was her incredibly long hair (that reached down to at least her thighs).

As such, Godiva Hair is any hair in a picture (photo/drawing) that is sufficiently long as to cover the female character's naughty bits. Turns an otherwise straight-up nude pic into a more subtly erotic pic.

*Person 1 looking at porn on Rule34*

Person 1: Dammit, why's her hair so long? I can't see the good stuff. I came here for the nude anime babes!

Person 2: Philistines like you are the reason we can't have nice things, Person 1.

Person 3: Yeah Anon 1, this is a really lovely case of Godiva Hair. Very classy. +1

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Angel Hair

When a male ejaculates into another person's hair and then uses the jizz to style the hair to look like wings.

Yeah I totally let him Angel Hair me last night. It totally brought the costume together.

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air and hair

going to the toilet and doing a big strong fart instead of a shit

home owner: hey bro what was that all about, i hope you dint mess up the toilet too bad
good friend grimacing: nah bra - just air and hair is all

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wave hair

n. A fag pertaining to the front of a hairline structured in crashing wave form

Wow over there, Ethan was wave hair he's such a toolbox.

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Corner Hair

adj. the result of a female performing sex with a male partner from behind on a slick tile floor being forced across the room, ultimately being lodged into a corner head first, thus causing her hair to take on a triangle shape.

"Man, you see that ass, I would love to give her a chronic case of Corner Hair."

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doll hair

to give someone head or oral sex while the "giver" is upside down and the receiver is right side up.

Usually associated with the phrase:

girl: you wanna bet? if im right, you have to give me a dollar.

boy: okay but if im right you have to give me a doll hair!

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