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Look at that girls fat!!
Damn she's got a bubble peepee!!
Your weird uncle who lives on reddit and twitter nsfw will say this to you. Also me but I'm not your uncle sweetie, could be though if that's how it works ;).
bob: stop starving me please I can't live like this
me: you're just a little bit bubbly in the belly, I'm available any time ;) /j
bob: FUICKIJICIFDICKC
bob: *dies*
me: knew he was a mistake *sigh*
me: brings his corp- oh wait this is a definition. fuck.
When you cum in a girl's mouth and she blows a bubble then you say "GET READY FOR A SWEET TREAT!" and start violently charizarding her facial hair
Did you Katy Jenny that bubble gum surprise?
When you scrunch up your penis and wrap your ballsack over it
My girlfriend wanted sex but I said “no!” and deployed bubble shield
Having to fart while your having sex...
"Dude, I was with this chick last night and I farted."
"How was that for her?"
"Quite the boner bubble.."
"She liked it!"
Rap for prepubescent teens who dream of someday being kissed by a lifeguard.
He bought his 13 year old bro the latest bubble-rap to chill with while in his crib.