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When a girl is giving a you blow job and she uses her teeth in the fellatio process, the end result is multiple cuts on your cock.
That chick went all vampire cock on me, now I cant get a boner without it hurting like a mofo.
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A woman so attractive that one look at her will turn any man's flaccid member to stone.
A blonde cock medusa enters the room, causing a whimsical "sproinngggg" sound to emanate from Jack's trousers.
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The pubic hair surrounding one's cock and balls. Generally unkempt, resembling an overgrown bush.
Coined by Dealbreaker.com
He used his notoriously overgrown cock-bush in lieu of a Swiffer.
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A person who does not like anything do with with, or associated to a cock. They want it destroyed immediantly.
Guy 1: That woman is pretty lonely, I think she is a lesbian.
Guy 2: In other words she is a cock villan.
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Cock vore is when a person vore somebody but via his/her cock, then the victim get into the testicles after being entirely vored, then the person can proceed to jack off so then his victims start turning into cum.
cock vore. search it up on e621
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a phrase used to describe a huge, throbbing, meaty, long, succulent, delicious, hairy, veiny, godly pp.
Yo Joe, since we homies, you wanna give me that fortnite cock?
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Is a term to used to describe a male who is suffering from either erectile dysfunction or total impotence due to paranoia from the Covid-19 virus.
I was talking to Alice, and apparently she hasn't had sex since with Jimmy since the coronavirus outbreak. Because they were newlyweds, Alice thought it would be a sex session until the pandemic is over, but Jimmy is apparently suffering Covid Cock. He’s in total Covid Cock, he can’t even get it up. Here’s to hoping he hammering away soon!
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