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October 23rd is National kick Aden day. A day to kick anyone that has the name Aden or a name close to it.
A: ow why did you kick me
M: Because your name is Aden, it’s national kick Aden day
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some lame shit people in NYC say kinda like "blow it out your ass"
(man says something funny) nigga, kick rocks son
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something that a lesbo dyke from a little cheep skool says
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The act of being unequivocally awesome. It generally involves showing people what's up, making people feel like morons for being wrong, and defeating terrorists. It is indeed an action worthy of the highest honor.
It refers to an older sayings "Kick ass first, take names later," or "Shoot first, ask questions later." Generally, it is frowned upon enacting such awesomeness without "asking questions" first. However, when used in this context, that much is forgiven.
Those Navy SEALS sure are good at kicking ass and taking names.
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When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"
Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.
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To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.
A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.
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When you are so good at something, people are lining up to challenge you and you have to give them a number and they have to wait their turn.
He had an awesome game of basketball today. He was kicking ass and taking numbers.
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