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blind meat

A penis with a very tight foreskin that can't be retracted when penis is erect. The penis head or glans can't be seen. This condition is called "phimosis"

Dude....you should get that blind meat snipped!

by microaperture December 29, 2011

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Potted Meat

The words used to describe a disgusting vagina that is loose and looks like it's falling apart. Some of the symptoms of potted meat is looseness, unpleasant smell, the ability for four fingers to easily be placed inside, and the appearance that the vagina is turned inside out. Potted meat is common among skankwhores and older women who have expierenced the ole dick a few times too many.

Yea son, Katie got that potted meat. It looked ground beef and felt like it too. I would rather put my dick in a blender!

by BigDaddyBC May 13, 2011

28๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meat Grinder

A meat grinder is a childhood game that I used to play with my friends. One person goes at a time, you pull down your pants and shake your weiner and balls and make them slap the sides of your leg. The person who has the loudest "slap" wins, simple as that which means they have the biggest man weiner and balls. The other game is when you call someone out to do a meat grinder where ever they are. It will make anyone laugh, even fat chicks.

"Hey you won't"
"Do I need to do a meat grinder to make you happy?"
"Oh man, that slap made my boftt jiggle."

by Meat Grinder Champ February 16, 2009

52๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meat hook

A meat head that has a very large chin, so that you could hang a coat on for example

Yiam has such a meat hook, he always hits people with his chin when he walks past

by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005

37๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


meat pie

A meat pie is a really stinky shit that someone leaves for everyone to smell without any attempt to cover up their ass stank.

What the Christ Jimmy? Thanks for trying to kill me with your meat pie!

by Assbag September 16, 2006

38๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


meat wallet

stanky unshaven pooty tang

son thats some nasty meat wallet you found, get rid of her
theres a shotgun out back

by De Shawnte Kang April 21, 2008

212๐Ÿ‘ 220๐Ÿ‘Ž


meat worm

A large erected penis much larger than that of which most other people are swingin

Mr. Bojangles (a.k.a. tripod) stuck his meat worm in that bitch last night and made her bleed and cry. That shit is HUGE man!!!

by Rita Fisher May 17, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž