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A condition of the penis in which one doesn't realize he/she has because of the least possible attention given to the condition by the mass media.
The foreskin of the affected person is too tight to be retracted behind the head of the penis.
"Having phimosis is like having green colored faeces all your life. You will not understand that it is not normal till you actually see normal faeces and get curious about it. Till that time, you are 25"
John: Sex hurts?
Greg: Dude! I have phimosis.
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A hardening and or tightening of the foreskin around the head of the penis, accounting for discomfort and inability to perform sexually. This condition causes males to become agitated for obvious reasons.
"Dude, why's your boss so pissed off?"
"Oh, he's just got phimosis..."
"too much information."
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Phimosis is the main reason why men in the UK and other European countries are circumcised.
No, we didn't choose to be born with it, but it was identified by the doctor and was dealt with through circumcision, with the result that we now don't experience seering pain during sex, and can masturbate.
- Haha you've got no foreskin what a loser let's all try and make this guy feel excluded and like he can never be a part of us!
- Fuck off. I had phimosis.
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A disease (disease sounds so freaky, call it a malfunctioning/disorder :3) in which the foreskin of the penis can't be fully retracted over the penis. - This can be cured by Betamethasone 0.05% cream ointment or by removing your maleness. (Also called: circumcition) - It looks really creepy and is probably very painful during sex. - Fred: Dude, why are you screaming? ~ Richard: I just had sex! ~ Fred: What? It hurts? ~ Richard: Stfu, I have phimosis. ~ Fred: ... Hahaha xD
Phimosis
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the condition of getting one's head stuck in a pullover's turtleneck. Typical childhood trauma in high latitude or altitude regions.
-Now little John got again stuck in the turtleneck!
-Oh-no - John severely suffers from apparel phimosis!
Molding process of the infected head of the pinis A.K.A Loiper causes Molding, Fungi, Skin irritation/pealing, painful contaminated urination.
I had Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin) a few years back my foreskin became what's known as but I was Sterilized so its all good now :)
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