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joking aroundabout

Making verbal humor regarding traffic circles.

Safely traversing a rotary is no laughing matter! One should not be "joking aroundabout it" when navigating said dangerous asphalt loop --- total seriousness and concentration are in order there!

by QuacksO May 9, 2023


Dict Jokes

Immature penis jokes that puns off of words that start with “dict”.

Person 1: I bet that secretary is good at dick-tation.
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?

by Jfman August 9, 2018


popsicle joke

Lame jokes taken off of the good humor Popsicle sticks

That sounds like a Popsicle joke

by johnSnow November 4, 2014


Moroccan Joke Day

Every year in Upstate New York on April 24th they celebrate “Moroccan Joke day” where you make jokes about Morocco or your Moroccan friends.

Are you ready for Moroccan Joke day? I already have like 6 jokes lined up

by theamazingdick September 11, 2023


Mariya Joke

Super unfunny joke told by people called Mariya. They seem to tell the worst jokes while failing to realise no one finds it funny. Their jokes start off bad but progressively get worse and worse the more they tell them.

That was a Mariya Joke.

by W . W February 8, 2024


joke rizzing

Almost impossible but can be done with a 99% fail rate

"DUDE you saw him joke rizzing?" yea he came back a playless joke!

by yurtttttttt October 19, 2022


Choke-Joke

A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)

This word just came into my head one night.

I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.

by Levi loves soos April 8, 2017